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Blonde joke 6/24/2007
Q. What does the Bermuda triangle and a blonde have in common?
A. They both swallowed a lot of semen!
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Blonde joke 6/24/2007
Q.What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A. Frosted flakes!
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Blonde joke 6/24/2007
Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators? A. they chip their
teeth!
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Blonde joke 6/24/2007
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling
ball? A. you can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
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Dirty jokes 6/23/2007
At the cinema a man noticed a young woman sitting all by herself.
he was excited to see she had both hands under her skirt and
was fingering herself furiously. he moved to the next seat
to her and offered his help. she welcomed his help, and so
the man started fingering her like crazy. when he tired
and withdrew his hand he was surprised to see her go back
to work on herself with both hands ...
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4 Votes
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Dirty jokes 6/23/2007
One day a girl decided to buy some crotchless panties to
surprise her boyfriend, she went and bought them, got home,
put them on and waited. when the boyfriend got home there
she was spread eagle on the bed with only her panties and
bra on. "Come over here baby. "She says smiling.
the botfriend backs off "if your pussy can do that
to your panties i ain't going any where near it!"
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133 Views,
3 Votes
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Dirty jokes 6/23/2007
Wife: i dreamt they were auctioning off Dicks the big ones
went for ten dollars and the thich ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband: "How about the ones like mine? Wife: "Those
they gave away" Husband: "i had a dream too .....i
dreamt they were auctioning off cunts the pretty ones went
for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for
two thousand" ...
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2 Votes
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How are woman and tornadoes alike 6/23/2007
How are woman and tornadoes alike? they both moan like hell
when they come, and take the house when they leave!
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Blonde joke 6/23/2007
TGIF Q: Why does a blonde write TGIF on the inside of her shoes?
A:To remind her that toes go in first!
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Blonde joke 6/23/2007
Out on A Limb A blonde, brunette, and redhead are hanging
out on a limb of a cliff As the limb begins to give away the
brunette says, "One of us is going to have to let go
or we will all die." The ...
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4 Votes
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An innocent Enough Enquiry 6/23/2007
Aguy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful
women after a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can
i smell your pussy?" the woman looks at him in disgust
and says, "Certainly not! "Hmmm, "he
replies, "it must be your feet, then"
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3 Votes
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Father & ! 6/23/2007
A walks into the living room and sits down next to his
dad. after a few minutes dad notices that his has the
biggest grin on his face, curiouse dad asks "Whats
with the huge smile ? his replied "Well dad,
last nite i had my first ever Blowjob!!! proudly his dad
turns to him, pats him on the back, and says "Go on ,
tell me about it, "Well dad, i was on my knees and had
this dick in my ...
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2 Votes
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The 6/23/2007
What is the difference between a and a bitch? A
will screw everybody at the party. A bitch will screw everybody
at the party except you!
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2 Votes
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Fighting Nuns 6/22/2007
One day there were four nuns inline for confessional. The
first nun said, "Forgive me, Father, for i have sinned."
He asked how. She said "i saw a man's private parts.
"He told her to wash her eyes out with holy water. The
second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, ...
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2 Votes
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Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? 6/22/2007
Erotic= using a feather? kinky= using the whole chicken?
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1 Votes
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i've got it worse 6/22/2007
A tomato, a piece of gum, a penis are all talking The tomato
says "i've got the worse, life i get cut up and
stuck in a sandwich." The piece of gum says "No
mine's worse, i get chewed up, spit out and srepped
on." The penis says "No by far i've got the
worse life..... i get a plastic bag stuck over my head , then
i'm shoved in a dark tunnel and ...
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One liners 6/22/2007
Q. Why don't blind men skydive? A. Because it scares
the shit out of the dog?
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53 Views,
1 Votes
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One liners 6/22/2007
Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit? A. if
we don't get some support soon, oeople will think we're
nuts!
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One liners 6/22/2007
Q. Why don't guy's like to preform oral sex on a
woman the morning after sex? A. Have you ever tried pulling
apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
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Why Was Raggedy Ann Thrown Out Of The Toy Box 6/22/2007
Q: Why was raggedy thrown out of the toy box? A: She kept sitting
on pinocchio's face, saying "Lie to me!"
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17 Views,
2 Votes
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hillary clintons home town 6/22/2007
Bill and hillary clinton are driving in the country near
hillary's home town they are low on fuel, so bill stops
at a gas station, The man at the gas stationcomes out and
looks into the window. "Hey, hillary! We used to date
in highschool, do you remember me? they talk merrily for
a few minutes bill pays, and they leave . as they drive ...
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5 Votes
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Why are hunters such great lovers 6/22/2007
Q: Why are hunters such great lovers in bed? A: Because they
go deep in the bush, shoot twice and eat everything they
shoot?
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177 Views,
7 Votes
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This little girl walks over to her grandmother 6/22/2007
This little girl walks over to her grandmother and asks
, "Granny, can you show me a magic trick?" "No
dear, but i think your grand father know's one "So
the little girl walks over to her grandpa and asks "Grandpa, granny
says you know some magic tricks could you show me one?"
"Sure", just hop on my lap! "So the little
girl jumps on his lap. "Now can you feel a finger poking
up your ass? asks ...
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107 Views,
2 Votes
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Proud Texan father 6/22/2007
A texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said
that his wife had just produced "A typical texas baby"
weighing twenty pounds. Two weeks later he returned to
the bar. the bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't
you the father of a typical texas baby that weighed Twenty
pounds at birth? "Yup shore am!!! "How much
does he weigh ...
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1 Votes
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Blonde joke 6/22/2007
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can
for 2 hours? A: Because it said "Conentrate"!
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35 Views,
1 Votes
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Bouncing up and Down 6/22/2007
This little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping
sound coming from his parents room. finally one morning
he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, ever night i hear
tou and daddy making noises and when i look in your bedroom
you're bouncing up and down on him. "His mom is
taken by surprise and says "Oh...Well...ah... well
i'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and
that makes ...
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3 Votes
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A man and woman started having sex 6/22/2007
A man and woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark
forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets
up and says, "Dam, i wish i had a flashlight!"
The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass
for the past ten minutes!"
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59 Views,
2 Votes
,3.12 Score
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Girls Night Out 6/22/2007
Two women friends had gone out for a GIRLS NIGHT OUT, and
had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized
they both needed to pee. they were very near a graveyard
and one of them suggested they do their business behind
a headstone or something, the first woman had nothing to
wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw ...
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4 Votes
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Old mother Hubber 6/21/2007
Old mother hubber went to the cubbert to get her poor dog
a bone but when she bent over rover took over cause he had
a bone of his own
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19 Views,
2 Votes
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You are what you eat. 6/19/2007
They say that you are what you eat. I must be a right cunt!
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5 Votes
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