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Prostitutes Tax Return 2/6/2006 A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions. He gets her name, ad 0 Comments, 232 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Will 2/5/2006 An elderly spinster called her attorney about having a Will prepared. The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for the spinster to come into the office. &l 0 Comments, 111 Views, 0 Votes | |
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STUN GUN ! 2/5/2006 Last weekend I spied something at Larry's Pistol and Pawn that tickled my fancy.I bought something really cool for my wife, Toni. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking fo 0 Comments, 151 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Second Opinion! 2/5/2006 The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.The bad news is that it will require castration.You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on yo 0 Comments, 119 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Speaking Politically Correct 2/5/2006 HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK"- She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." <br> <br> 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER"- 0 Comments, 97 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Shit Happens !!! 2/5/2006 A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" <b 0 Comments, 248 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WAXING! 2/5/2006 A friend sent me this - almost died laughing. And you wonder why some women would pay someone to do the waxing for them! <br> The first thing you should know is that hair removal is 0 Comments, 151 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Alka Seltzer Beware! 2/5/2006 THIS IS A TRUE STORY! one evening i was watching this "talk sex" show. this woman was commenting on how wonderful it felt when she inserted alka seltzer tablets up her vagina, and i did 0 Comments, 294 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bartender's Guide 2/5/2006 Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! <br> <br> Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. 0 Comments, 84 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Nursing Home Speeder 2/5/2006 Ethel loved to speed in her wheelchair and charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. <br> <br> Bec 0 Comments, 136 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Tequila! Ole' 2/5/2006 A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle pops out a Genie. <br> <br> <br> The Mexi 0 Comments, 94 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Witch Doctor 2/5/2006 A guy with a 25-inch penis went to a doctor and said, "I can't live with this anymore! It's too long." <br> <br> The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you 0 Comments, 126 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Hitman 2/5/2006 Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn 0 Comments, 87 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What starts with F and ends with K ! 2/5/2006 A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" <br> <br> Harry answered, "I'm too smart for t 0 Comments, 452 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Teenagers! 2/5/2006 A FATHER PASSING BY HIS 'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT 0 Comments, 144 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Blind Salesman 2/5/2006 A woman goes into a sports store to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the salesman who is wearing sun 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes |
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